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Primitive Man Party
Early man, the veritable fetus of civilization as we know it, and one hell
of an idea for a party theme. So why wait for an invite to this shin
dig of Darwinian proportions when you can have it yourself in the privacy
of your own home. Fun and easy, costuming is essential  here
my friends, and I would like to suggest three easily accessible avenues
for stimulating one's creative juices.
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For those that are a bit on the conservative side, the Flintstones
are excellent fashion models, Fred and Barney for the men and Wilma
and Betty for the women. The outfits are one piece, and although
a bit breezy, are sure to keep the goodies in check.
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For the men Ringo Starr's outfit in 'Cave Man' is a bit more provocative.
In a word it is a pair of Speedo's with moose hair glued to it,
and in a word, that's how you make it.
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For the more liberal women in the audience, Daryl Hannah's outfit
in "Clan of the Cavebear" is a sure bet. It is a fur thong bikini.
It's good. NOTE: As in the case of the naked party it is best to
come attired in a sweat suit, or, a trench coat. Difficulties may
arise when  attempting
to hail a cab or when encountering a PETA demonstration. So as long
as everyone is dressed appropriately and everyone acts like a heathen,
a good time and big laughs will be had by all.
Food: The beverages can be served in glasses but one should be sure
to ignore all rules of etiquette. In addition, if food is to be
served then it should be served whole, as in a whole pig, whole
chicken or whole rump roast, and one must be sure to hide all dinner
ware and yes, paper plates are considered cheating.
Music: Anything with a good beat. New age music that sounds primitive
might be an interesting alternative.
Location: Obviously a cave would be the best location. If one is
unavailable try a place that is dark and cavernous.
Underwear: Cavemen didn't wear underwear, and darn it, neither should
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